First Speeding Ticket In Japan!!!

Don't let the punctuation fool you, I am not pleased at the moment. I didn't even have a good reason to be going fast--I even got off work early today! I just like going fast and wanted to go home.

I haven't gotten pulled over in years and have only gotten ONE ticket in my entire life (I had just gotten my license and hadn't yet figured out the whole -talking your way out of it- thing yet)

There was no talking my way out of this one though. Every cop in my stupid, crime-less town was out at this speed trap. As I zoomed down the street, I noticed a man sitting next to a big metal box with antennae coming out of it. Either this guy was a crazy person, or something was amiss, and I knew I was screwed before I saw the blockade of 25 cops up the road. They flagged me down and when I rolled down my window said "speed over"

Yes, yes, my speeding days are over. thanks

Then they made me get out of my car and walk over to another group of cops who asked me said, 'nihongo wakarimasen' and I nodded and then they took my license and made me sit in the back of a police car while they processed the ticket. Needless to say I was PISSED.

I am really happy I was in my rental car instead of my normal one, which says, "English Teacher! Call this number!" (yes, it really says that). I am a pillar of the community and it would be a shame if I tarnished my reputation in this town over a lousy 20 km over the speed limit. (which is 50)

So I'm in the back of the cop car and they're like blahdy blah, this is your speed, this is the limit, blah blah blah. And I'm like okay how much is it? It's 15,000 Y (not too bad)

Then they ask me my address. To which I say, "I don't know" (i really don't, I mean, I know parts of it, but being put on the spot made me unsure and didn't want to give them inaccurate info)

Then they ask me my phone number "I don't know"
They mutter in Japanese. I tell them I have my phone in my car and can go get it, they say okay

I walk past 15 or so of the cops loitering about to get to my car, grab my cell phone and stomp back. They were all smiling at me because I'm a foreigner and they love white people in this town, but I was not in an equitable mood, and couldn't pull off anything better than annoyed.

Then they grab my cell number off my phone. The cops in the car were really nice, I feel bad for glowering at them now. They ask me what I do. "Akaiwa." Then they ask me my company and where I live. "Saijo" (at this moment I realized I forgot to switch over my address from the Tokyo address to Saijo on my license) I explain and some mild confusion ensues, but they didn't seem to care too much. One of the cops brings over a book with English instructions. "Here, read this" you must pay this ticket within the stated amount of time at your government office or at the Japan National Bank. How convenient.

Then they give me my stupid ticket and smile and wave bye. All of them. Thirty cops being like, "Have a nice day! Goodbye! Thank you!"
*still annoyed*

One of them follows me back to my car and tells me to open my glove compartment. I see what she's getting at, so I tell her it's a rental. "Oh," she says. "well okay, goodbye" At this point I'm amused, so I smile at her, thank her, and turn to wave goodbye at the rest of the fools in uniform.

Now I'm going to go drink some chu-hi and forget this day ever happened